GLITTERATYYY

I found out I am 1% Italian (Genoa) so I decided to visit Italy, no I’m not in the Mafia (unless I accidentally joined, can someone please let me know). I went all over Italy in search of pineapple pizza and it was a “NO!” These people really stay on code. I was kind of sad because Sefardic Jews brought tomatoes to Italy after meeting Native Americans during the Spanish Inquisition, so yes I invented lots of Unesco protected dishes in Italy. Some people may claim I’m not centuries old thus I did not create the dishes but I employ this question, “were you there?” I ended my Italian journey trying to get an exorcism in Italy but I didn’t see any hot priests from Tik Tok so I ate McDonald’s instead.

All jokes aside, there’s actually a big problem affecting older population in Italy. People are moving into their homes while they’re in long stays in the hospital and then the retired Italians (Indigenous) are forced to pay for lawyers and it can take months to years to force an eviction.

My grandmother’s step mom was an Italian woman from Italy. Our family even used their Italian last name during Jim Crow/ segregation. They lied and said they were Italian, so documents would mark them as White thus saving them from a lot of racism. So if racism comes back , I’m doing the same thing , I have the paperwork that shows us as White Italians with an Italian last name. If you see me using the Whites only drinking fountain, it’s because I’m dark White , shhh I’m passing.